I've been working on teaching the 5-year-olds a few knock knock jokes. (That's an important kindergarten skill!) So, Captain Hook (that's what he said he wants to be called these days)
whipped out this little gem today:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad I didn't say orange?
(I think we might have a little more work to do!)
1 comments:
My kids love knock knock jokes! Try these ones if they haven't heard them already:
knock, knock
who's there?
cargo
cargo who?
car go vroom vroom!
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
don't cry, it's only a joke!
knock knock
who's there?
owls
owls who?
that's right, owls do whoo!
Those are their favorites right now!
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